Jan 252013
 

Lately I’ve been in a baking mood, because what else is there to do in the frozen tundra of the Northwoods this time of year?

Plus, it warms up the kitchen nicely.  Always gotta have a plus.

One day a couple weeks ago I got the hankering to try my hand at making doughnuts, only there were two downsides to this:  a)  I’d never made them before, and b)  preparing anything with yeast lately has been a disaster (don’t know why, never had a problem before and it was pissing me off!! )

But I just couldn’t get the damn idea out of my head.  It was almost becoming an obsession.  So I went on the hunt for recipes and found one for a type of doughnut that I’d never had before but everyone that has ever tried it goes slobbery stupid for:  Krispy Kremes.

I found the perfect recipe too, but unfortunately there were no directions for making the stupid things only the ingredients.

Since I’m not as talented as my daughter Nichole when it comes to baking, I had to extend my search to try and find some instructions and muddle my way through.

After finding said instructions I was all prepared to roll up my sleeves and pray to the baking gods that I could pull it off when I realized I didn’t have a doughnut cutter.

*facepalm*

Never fear, Amazon to the rescue!

Search… order… receive… READY!!

Here’s what you’re gonna need:

  • 1/4 cup butter or margarine
  • 2/3 cup scalded milk
  • 2/3 cup warm water (105 to 115 degrees F)
  • 2 packets active dry yeast
  • 3/4 cup sugar
  • 5 cups sifted flour (approximately)
  • 2 eggs, lightly beaten
  • 1 teaspoon cardomon
  • 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon mace
  • Vegetable shortening or cooking oil, for deep fat frying

Topping

1/2 cup superfine sugar mixed with 1 teaspoon cinnamon

STOP!!  Before we go any further, I gotta tell ya that I didn’t follow this recipe to the letter (shocking, I know).  First off, I didn’t sift my flour.  I’m a cooking rebel, remember?  Secondly, I didn’t have any cardomon or mace, and I wasn’t about to go out and buy any for one recipe.  Thirdly, I didn’t use the suggested topping because I found a glaze that I wanted to try instead.

I’m not doing so good with following directions, am I?

Who cares, let’s just get on with the recipe*, shall we?

Melt butter in milk and cool to lukewarm. Place water in a warm large mixing bowl, sprinkle in yeast, and stir until dissolved; add milk mixture and sugar. By hand, beat 2 1/2 cups flour in until smooth; mix in eggs, salt, and spices. Mix in remaining flour, adding a little extra, if needed, to form a soft but manageable dough. Knead lightly 1 minute on a floured pastry cloth; shape into a ball, place in a greased large bowl, cover, and let rise in a warm, draft-free spot until doubled in bulk, about 1 hour.

Punch dough down, roll 1/2-inch thick on pastry cloth**, using a floured, stockinette-covered*** rolling pin. Cut with a floured doughnut cutter and place 1 1/2-inches apart on un-greased baking sheets. Reroll and cut scraps. Cover with cloth and let double in bulk.

Meanwhile, begin heating fat in a deep fat fryer. When doughnuts have risen and fat has reached 375 degrees F, ease 4 doughnuts into fat, 1 at a time. Fry about 2 minutes until golden brown all over, using tongs to turn. Drain on paper toweling.

Note: Never fry more than 4 doughnuts at a time and keep fat as near to 375 degrees F as possible; if too hot, doughnuts will brown before they cook inside.

While doughnuts are warm, roll in topping.

The result?

Num

Can you say NUMMERS!!!

I was actually accused by a friend on Facebook (Hi Dawn! ) that I bought some Krispy Kreme doughnuts and put them on a wire rack and took a picture.  I’m taking that as a compliment.

Oh and the recipe for the glaze is super simple:

  • 2 cups powdered sugar
  • 1/4 cup milk (warmed)
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla

I took a dozen of these bad boys up to Rick’s shop.  Apparently they disappeared quickly.

So, there you have it, my version of a Krispy Kreme doughnut.

Next time I’m gonna find a chocolate frosting recipe and use that instead of the glaze.  I’m dangerous like that.

 

*  Old-Fashioned Yeast-Raised Doughnuts recipe courtesy of Food Network.

**  Pastry cloth?  Yeah, right, like I have one of those.  I floured some parchment paper.  Worked like a charm.

***  Stockinette-covered rolling pin… bwahahahahaha!  Really, just flour your rolling pin, ‘k?

 

Dec 192012
 

Remember those days when  you were young and you always kept your house clean?  How you would designate a certain weekend day and do your dusting, vacuuming, sweeping… you know, the normal maintenance stuff?

And you didn’t hem and haw and swear under your breath about what a CHORE it was.

So riddle me this:  Where the hell did those days go?  I mean, I’m at the point in my life where I’ll look at the shower and go “Well, it’s a a little dirty, and if I don’t look at the creepy stuff growing in the corner, it can wait to be cleaned for a while.”  And by a while I mean, when the kids come up to visit.  “They won’t be up for 3 months?  COOL!  Maybe the creepy stuff will grow bigger and I can just break it off!

But before you know it 3 months is over and you have 3 days to get the whole house clean for the arrival of family for the holidays.  And those are not weekend days either.  Those are plan-to-fit-all-the-scrubbing-mopping-vacuuming-sweeping-dusting-in-after-a-nine-hour-work-day-frenzy-fest.

Which is what I am trying to pull off before Friday evening.

Actually, I’m not that bad, but I do tend to go a couple weeks without vacuuming and dusting.  And as far as the bathroom from hell goes, that can stay in the 3 month category, because I still haven’t found anything to break through that damn hard water deposit that has plagued my shower for years (and I did use a Magic Eraser this time as someone suggested… fail! ).

And I swear that the toilet is now in cahoots with the shower because it has decided to join the Drive Sandy Crazy party.

So if I seem a little sparse on the posts this week, you know what’s up and won’t send the posse out looking for me.

Not unless the posse can get my shower sparkling clean again.

 

Dec 172012
 

For the last few years I haven’t made any Christmas goodies to spread around to my family and friends.

Balls

Perhaps it’s because I’m always baking bread or sweets for our home use all the time that I just can’t get into the mood.

Rolled

Or perhaps I’m just too lazy.

Ready

Don’t get me wrong, I would love to get back that seasonal passion of spending 20 hours of doing nothing but bake up some wonderful holiday morsels and then collapse in a baking coma for 3 days.

Baked

Did that come out a little harsh?

Sorry.

Stars

Actually, we have some wonderful friends that stop by each year with calorie-laden trays of cookies, breads and cheese, enough to pack on the Christmas pounds for a couple of weeks.

I love those people.

Cookies

And some day I hope to be able to return that favor.  Maybe that will be my New Year’s Resolution:  Bake Christmas delights for those that have been so kind to us over all these years.

And I wont have to worry about breaking it fulfilling it for 11 months!

 

* Peanut Butter Blossoms from Betty Crocker.com

 

Dec 112012
 

No update this week on the studio building because nothing got done to it.

Due to circumstances beyond Rick’s control, he needed to stick close to the computer this weekend.  So instead of freezing his buns off outside, he tinkered with other things in the warm confines of the house.

One of those things being the bread slicer we bought this summer.

He was finally able to get it lugged in the house (the damn thing weighs 10 tons) and finished putting the pieces back together from when he tore it apart for cleaning last weekend.

Please notice that there is a loaf of bread at the ready for the christening of this machine.

I am proud to report that the bread was sliced to perfection and therefore the machine has proven that it is up to the task that we bought it for and can take it’s rightful place in our kitchen.

Thank gawd too, because Rick sure didn’t want to move it again.

 

Nov 292012
 

When Rick asked me what we needed to take to Nichole’s for Thanksgiving dinner, I told him Green Bean Casserole and pie.  I suggested a pumpkin pie at which time he said “How about my favorite, Raisin Pie.”

OK, let me step back here for a moment.  Rick & I have been married 21 years and have spent countless holidays with his family members.  At all of those occasions, there has been “Raisin Pie.”

Now did you even think that I would give this pie any notice?  Nope, I just passed it by, heading straight for something I knew, like pumpkin.

Now you can imagine that after all of these years, I finally find out that this is his favorite pie.  Why wasn’t I told this before?  It should be mandatory that every wife should know her husband’s favorite pie before they are married (yes Georgia, I never asked… smarty pants).

So with my head hung in shame, I sent an email to my dear MIL asking for the recipe.  I was going to redeem myself.

And when I received the recipe back from her, I looked at it and went “Really?  That’s it??”  I was expecting some fancy schmancy 41-ingredient-36 -hour-prep-time recipe.  I should have known better.

Because this recipe is so simple (Betty Crocker I ain’t) I’m going to share it with you!

Ready?  Here we go!

Grandma Fellings’ Sour Cream Raisin Pie

Our cast of characters are:

  • 1 cup sour cream
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1/2 cup raisins
  • 1/2 tsp.cinnamon
  • 1/2 tsp.cloves
  • 1/2 tsp.nutmeg
  • 3 egg yolks
  • 1/2 cup chopped walnuts

Directions:

Mix all together really well pour into a 8 or 9 inch unbaked pie shell.  Bake at 325 degrees for one or more hours until a knife inserted into the center of the pie comes out clean.

Just for the fun of it, let’s make this a little more exciting and add some step-by-step instructions and pictures, shall we (because otherwise this will be a really boring post).

Like the directions say, throw it all in a bowl (not in the instructions, but though I’d add for those that are baking illiterate)

And mix together.

Ummm… not very appetizing, eh?  But let’s not judge yet, OK?

Pour into pie shell… check

Bake (sorry, no exciting picture of me throwing it into the oven) at 325 for 1+ hours.

Here is where I diverted a little.  Since I used my convection oven, the pie was done in roughly 45 minutes.  I noticed that the middle was still slightly “jiggly” so I didn’t put the knife in it, but the outside of the pie was in risk of being over cooked and I knew that it would continue to cook after I pulled it out, so I stopped cooking it at that point and prayed to the baking gods that it would turn out OK.

And they answered with a resounding “yes!”

Rick was so happy that I made this that he dug right in that night and had 2 slices.  (I consider myself lucky to be able to even show you one slice!)

Actually, I think I’ll have some Cool Whip on mine.  I’m all about the fancy stuff, ya know.

Now, if you are not a raisin lover, have no fret because SIL Roxy says that you can leave the raisins out (as she does sometimes).

Beware:  this is a very sugary-sweet pie.  Not that that is a bad thing, just thought I would throw it out there.

Try it out and let me know what you think!